Whilst leisurely shopping last Friday for dress to wear to Holiday gathering...
Sister: I love kids but I am not having children. Too painful, too many needles.
Me: You can have mine when I get bored with them.
Mom: Well at least you decided that you are going to have children. That's the first step.
Me: I figured that I should contribute to the gene pool, you know, since I am smart and gorgeous and all of that stuff. I kind of feel obligated.
It is the fault of my parents that I have such a super inflated magnificent ego.
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