Monday, January 18, 2010

The End.

Day three post breakup, if indeed you can breakup with someone whom you weren't officially dating, and no texts, no phone calls, no facebooking and it's all such a relief. I am much happier when I don't feel obligated to meet someone else's expectations. That's what jobs are for, not relationships.

It went something like this.

He said, "I don't think you're looking for a serious relationship".
"Exactly, just like I told you when I met you, I like to take it slow. If you force things too quickly, I panic," I said so matter-of-factly that it must have been so obnoxious.

He countered, "But I thought you'd change your mind. I thought you were exactly what I wanted."

"But you're not what I want," I said with a hint of condescension as I tried to walk away.

He pleaded for me to come back, if only just for a second and against my better judgment, I did. I walked slowly towards him. We stood in the dark of the unlit garage. It was freezing.

"Come inside", he nearly begged.
And so I did.

He excused himself to the restroom and I undressed and sat on his bed to wait. Probably because I was a lot drunk, a little bit evil and most definitely screwed up in the head.

"Are you trying to seduce me?" he questioned.
"No, but is it working?"

I woke before sunrise and quietly got dressed, then I left, hoping to never see him again.

5 comments:

you know said...

wait you broke up with a guy you werent dating by having sex with him?

SIGN ME UP!

Unknown said...

I felt I owed him something, seeing as I was kind of scathing and blunt.

Alyson said...

Blunt as you may have been, that's still a pretty decent breakup. I think I know a few guys who would have preferred that.

Sass said...

leaving with a bang. awesome.

TS said...

I wish my breakup last week went like yours.

Unfortunately I live with mine. And we were serious.

Ugh, I should take lessons from you!

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