Consider this.

Did I mention I signed up for eHarmony? I'm becoming so proficient at witty little responses to silly questions like if you could have three wishes, what would they be? It's a bit overwhelming though, in the last three weeks I've have 174 requests for communication and am beginning to lose track of which Kevin, Andre, John, Edward, Javier is which. At least I can get men to communicate with me over the internet. In the real waking world I just get stared at like a cute monkey handing from a tree in the zoo. I think though that I have the opposite problem of most women. I am not picky at all, not in the least. I can find a reason to like just about anyone. I mean hello, I've dated a felon, a drug dealer and a mal-adjusted billionaire.