Green with Envy.

Quite possibly the weirdest day in recent history and it isn't even over with. My my my. Had a sleep over with B.F. from high school since you know, friends don't let friends drive home drunk, we were of course intoxicated because hanging out sober would just be weird. I was only molested 37 times so it's fine really. It's just odd since I'm certain I swore off seeing him only months ago and it seems that I do that quite often but everything was cool cool cool and we talked about all the people we were friends with back in the day and we talked about how long we have known each other and how it is creepy and how we can say things to each other that no human beings should say outloud and how we are vulgar disgusting selfish sluts.

THEN I went shopping with my mom and my dad decided to skip out on work and meet us for lunch and since we were at the mall of madness we stopped at the Apple store to drool on the Mac Book Pro and annoy the sales people with billions of questions. I took a certain interest in a certain little shiny black music plaything and my dad goes to my mom "should we buy it for her" all sneaky like and I totally thought it was joke city because I can't remember the last time anyone has just bought me something completely randomly. At first I refused and said it was stupid because shit dudes, I've got my own cash but then the logical part of my brain kicked in and totally took advantage of the opportunity. I didn't want to push my luck so I picked out the cheapy 1GB model and the sales dude rings it up and my dad goes "that's it?" so then he insists on buying the one that cost twice as much. Let me tell you, I was weirded out and I felt guilty and unworthy and I almost cried. How pathetic, but it was that strange of an experience. So afterwards my dad went back to work and my mom and I continued our shopping adventure and I managed to justify the purchase of Calvin Klein suede python print bag and also a ridiculously expensive rain coat since technically, at some point or another, I would have bought myself the black shiny music plaything.

Okay, enough. Time to go get pretty so I can at least look half way decent after I end up stupidly drunk later tonight, say at like 10:00pm.

Did I mention my new favorite song is by Nick Lachey? You know, the dude that got dumped by Jessica HUGEBOOBS Simpson. I told you today was weird. Also, my nails are painted red. I haven't painted my nails an actual color since like 5th grade.