I nearly forgot to tell you about this wicked dream I had this morning. I was in this computer lab working on some project and there was this dude Wally. He could have been my boss or maybe my instructor, all you need to know is that he looked like your quintessential computer nerd. Anyhow, I was finishing up some project and realized I needed a new printer cartridge from the back storage room. So I take a walk to the storage room and I open the door and there is my roommate's pet rabbit hopping around the supply closet. So I was all like hmmm, weird...once I finish this I will come back and get you and we will go home you filthy rodent.
So I print my project, it had a bunch of circles on it, and I start to leave when I realize, hello, you need to bring the rabbit home. So I walk to back again but this time there are boxes everywhere and a mattress against the wall so I am all like hey Wally what the fuck are you doing?? Then all of a sudden this fox walks right on up to me and it looks all cute and innocent and its eyes say please please pet me, so I do because I love furry animals. Then all of a sudden the fucker bites my hand, and the weirdest part is I remember feeling it and looking at it and touching the puncture wounds from its fangs. Then it latches on again and I decided that the fox isn't going to let go. Of course, I proceeded to break its jaw and I remember hearing the bone break and feeling the tendons snap.
Then I magically end up at home, without the rabbit but with some awesome fang marks on my hand and I tell my roommate, hey I saw your rabbit at the computer lab then she says I know, I brought it there because it was dead. Then I was all like, no way that thing was hopping around all happy like. Then I wake up.
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