These are a few of my favorite things!

1. If I am not eating, I am chewing gum.
2. It is usually Trident Cinnamon.
3. Sometimes this new kind called Cool Rush.
4. This is why my teeth are so white and have no cavities.
5. It is also why I will probably develop TMJ or some over jaw
dysfunction later in life. Better than lung cancer I say.
6. I try to teach my dog words. No, seriously. I have been marginally
successful.
7. I am 5'9" without shoes.
8. I have really manly handwriting.
9. I am a terrible friend.
10. I couldn't live without chocolate.
11. I am a chronic exerciser.
12. I have no patience.
13. I am a top secret computer nerd.
14. I am also a regular nerd.
15. I always think I am right.
16. It is annoying.
17. People think I am stuck up, I am just reserved.
18. Unless I know you, then I am always obnoxious.
19. I like nice things.
20. One of my hobbies is jewelry making.
21. I am obsessed with National Geographic.
22. I am also obsessed with car magazines, I steal them from my dad.
23. When I take over the world the first car I will purchase will be a
Mercedes Benz G500.
24. Yes it is ugly. I love it.
25. It is my birthday on Monday the 23rd.
26. You should send me love letters, belly button lint, half finished
novels, erotic stories, poetry, etc.
27. Preferably in the real mail.
28. That is more exciting.
29. I have never received a Valentine's Day gift.
30. Except for in 5th grade and it was a box of chocolates and a card
with snoopy on it from a secret admirer.
31. I first kissed a boy when I was 16. In the woods. At 2am.
32. I love horror movies. Especially ones with lots of dismembered
body parts and blood.
33. When I was little I told my mom I was going to be a doctor, a
lawyer, a senator, and an archaeologist all at once. She believed me.
34. All of my best friends are or have been medicated.
35. It is really hard to think of things about myself.
36. I don't like to wear pants.
37. I prefer skirts.
38. It is because I am really proud of my calf muscles.
39. My room looks like a natural disaster right now.
40. I have no taste in music.
41. I refused to play sports when I was little.
42. I was afraid of sucking.
43. I only like things that I am good at.
44. My favorite movie ever is Saved.
45. I once plucked my eyebrows until they were one hair thick.
46. I hate my eyebrows.
47. I have hundreds of cousins. Okay, like 40 or 50.
48. I died my hair burgundy in 7th grade.
49. I grew up super poor but I never noticed.
50. My friends now think I have no past.
51. I'm just not sentimental so I don't keep things like photos and
2nd grade art projects.
52. I went to six different elementary schools.
53. Everyone thinks my dad is a secret agent.
54. He is not. He is the director of secondary markets or something
like that at some big company.
55. My mom hasn't worked since I was seven.
56. She is the coolest person ever.
57. When I was little I would come home from school and tell my mom
made up stories about my day.
58. I am pretty certain I once had a mild case of OCD. I was convinced
that if I didn't complete extensive rituals, usually involving
numerical sequences, that bad things would happen.
59. I cured myself of it by systematically proving to myself that
nothing bad actually happened when I didn't do the rituals.
60. I believe in aliens.
61. I am a work-a-holic.
62. I applied to fourteen colleges.
63. I was accepted to all of them.
64. I made my decision by drawing a slip of paper out of a hat.
65. I ended up at the school I swore I would never go to.
66. I love it now.
67. I eat too much junk food.
68. I really like Legos. Infact, I am going to go buy more this
afternoon after I renew my drivers license.
69. I don't like dumb people.
70. Or people with speech impediments.
71. My favorite song ever is Closing Time by Semisonic I think.
72. I don't really believe in organized religion.
73. There is a Vampire running for governor in Minnesota.
74. I will probably vote for him because he wants to impale terrorists
and child molesters on the Capitol lawn.
75. This boy I am seeing, his dad was a WWF wrestler.
76. I have always wanted to be blonde.
77. I don't like to wear shorts.
78. Old, married men hit on me every day.
79. When I take a flight of stairs I always do two at a time.
80. My first boyfriends name was Kyle Monte. We skated together in 5th
grade at the roller rink. I was his second choice.
81. All I have eaten today is a piece of stale bread and a smoothie. I
NEED to go grocery shopping.
82. I am crabby when I am hungry.
83. Like right now.
84. I also have a strange urge to go roller skating.
85. Do roller rinks serve alcohol?
86. That would be the perfect birthday party.
87. I was going to list 100 things, but I am bored.