I do not lie when I say people stand outside of my window in the early morning and have conversations. I do not lie when I say I have no functioning lock on my window. I do not lie when I say I live next to the train tracks in ghetto Murderapolis. I do not lie when I say I sleep with a sledge hammer next to my bed. In case you do not believe me anyhow here is a picture of footprints in the snow outside of my window.
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>> I do not lie when I say I sleep with a sledge hammer next to my bed.
you ain't lyin'? then stand up:
www.nrahq.org/rtbav/
www.nraila.org/GunLaws/Default.aspx
www.packing.org
I keep a hockey stick and a louisville slugger behind my door. I figure i can throw a football and a baseball at em later when they're down. Give em a wide world of sports beating ya know. Sledge hammer...ouch?
oh and BTW, I'll try and have my morning conversations somewhere else from now on.
Your not embellishing?
Let's see a pic of that sledgehammer, caked on dried blood and all!!
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