My maintenance man grows 4 foot tall marijuana plants behind his shed

I am starting a new trend (for girls) and it is called wash your hair
(or don't) and let it dry. Don't touch it, don't "style" it, don't put
products in it. Let it be. Now, if you could all kindly participate
then I don't have to be the ONLY one that walks around with f'd up
identity crisis hair, that means it's curly/wavy in the back and
wavy/straight in the front which is the way it would be by the end of
the day even if I spent hours trying to convince it that it wants to
be straight. Hopeless I tell you.