John Squared - The Team of Doom

As the election approaches, my nervousness increases exponentially. My already excessive foot tapping makes me look like Thumper from Bambi and my caffeine consumption is reaching levels never before approached. While walking down the streets of the city I find myself looking over my shoulder and identifying the nearest escape route. I know they are plotting. Despite Edwards added appeal to the demoncrats campaign, my main man is still climbing the rungs of the approval ladder. I imagine things over at the John Squared headquarters are moving towards desperation, I mean shoot, they've even recruited Osama's endorsement.

Though Edwards may have generated some buzz of optimism about the campaign, I firmly believe it will die down quickly when people realize the obvious fact of his flat out inexperience, oh and the fact that he is a scummy ambulance chaser. You know it's bad when the folks from his home town disown him. I do have faith in those of voting age for the most part. Mostly, I just praying that all stupid people just stay at home come election day. I am doing my best to educate those that are willing to listen. I try hard to present factually sound arguments to my friends. Some people though are plainly hopeless. They hate Dubya just for kicks and couldn't even articulate why it is John Kerry is so near and dear to their little liberal hearts. So if you want your taxes to quadruple, welfare programs to suck our country die, and ultimately for the world as we know it to end...then go ahead a blindly cast your ballot. One day you might just realize the mistake that you made. I can promise you one thing, I won't have sympathy and I won't invite you to live on my very own island utopia.