Fragments.

(1) I've just about eaten an entire bag of those mini chocolate frosted donuts. Most definitely among my top five most favorite breakfast items.

(2) There is an impressive mound of laundry in my bedroom. At this point I am willing to pay someone $500 cash to wash it. You don't even have to put it away.

(3) Long distance infatuation suits me very well, though, it's about time I change my cell phone plan to include unlimited text messages.

(4) I'm trying to pretend that my elbow is not fractured in two places and am boycotting the sling. Don't tell my mom, she will yell at me.