If you want me to call you back, like ever, then please do not confess your insecurities and physical flaws after two drinks. Chances are that I wouldn't ever notice these things but now that you've so ungraciously admitted to them, I will never be able to think of you without thinking of your shortcomings.
Please do not be shocked by the fact that I say I am 5'9" and when I show up, I am actually 5'9". I do not include a 2" vanity buffer like most men seem to.
Under no circumstance should you inquire after my dating history, you really do not want to know. If I tell you the truth you will either feel very poor or you will think I am a gold digger, which I am not.
And now, vacation photographs!
3 comments:
What a cute and adorable post! Um, I mean, wow, that post was really tall.
Next vacation, come visit Toronto.
Men give a 2 inch height buffer?
That's why I get the "Wow. You really are 6'4"."
i think bro is doing the Shocker wrong.
unless thats how the kids do it now, in which case: that would shock me
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