Hola.

No dates as of late, too much traveling, too little time for laborious internet romance. Besides, my friend has informed me that she now has a stalker from the dating site she uses. When she told me, I secretly thought to myself that's why you shouldn't use the free site. This opinion, like many others, I must keep to myself in order to maintain relationships with the few friends I can manage to to tolerate. We went to a birthday party on Saturday, which she labeled a white trash fete. When I picked her up from her house she suggested that I change out of my trashy cut off shorts in fear that I might become a home wrecker. Fortunately we didn't stay long enough for me to steal anyone's husband or wife, though we did play this intriguing game of ladder ball with two very gay men who could somehow manage to turn anything I said into something erotic, they were talented I guess. We finished the night playing trivia at a hotel bar drinking watered down mixed drinks.

Nearly five weeks until my escape to Mexico. I've been plenty busy attempting to lose seven pounds so that I can gain them back by drinking tequila and still fit into my clothes when I come home. Seems reasonable to me.