Friday, January 16, 2009

Dry spell.

How is it that none of the tricks from the movies work? Boys barely notice when I innocently run my grocery cart into theirs in the cereal aisle, they look away when I attempt a coy apology. I can't even play damsel in distress at the auto mechanics with any effect. Even my assured spandex clad strut through the practical meat market of a gym has failed to bear fruit.

I am without a prospect and more importantly without a date for my birthday, unless you count my little furry friend Fernando, but he's still back-up at this point.

2 comments:

you know said...

fine. meet ya in vegas

Unknown said...

Ok, see you there.

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