Puppies are cute.

I am buying a puppy. He is a puggle whose name will be Fernando. If
you want to see pictures, you'll have to send me a disposable camera.
Mine is now defunct, which apparently happens when you buy a cheap
camera and expect it to last more than seven years of throwing it into
purses, using it in the rain to take pictures of your boyfriend
playing soccer, dropping it from the top of a cheerleading pyramid,
and watching it gleefully bounce down the longest escalator ever
inside the biggest mall in America. Ahhh the memories.