When you have a dream about getting rear ended do not wake up the next
morning and drive yourself to work like it is no big deal because then
you will actually get rear ended. That is not a joke either.
So anyhow I went on a lunch date today and I am still alive and not
repulsed or annoyed. He told me I had great teeth. That is the most
non-committal compliment I have ever received, but I will take it.
Actually that is a compliment I received many times and I think it is
funny because the only reason they look nice is because my parents
spent thousands of dollars for them to be all straight and sparkly.
He asked do you like motor cycles and I said I don't have anything
against them and he said that is what we are doing tonight and I did
not disagree. He also paid for lunch and told me that real men always
pay and I said I'm not sure which real men you are talking about but
thank you anyway.
Tomorrow I will be consuming coffee with someone else at 7pm and I
don't know who drinks coffee at night time, but apparently me.
3 comments:
College Kids looking for a way to get through finals. Them and geeks like me.
Great post.
Good teeth are important! They're a sign of good hygiene, responsibility (ok that's a stretch), and um...the size of your parents checkbook. Ok nevermind.
real men pay
some real men ride motorcycles (ive been to some gay parades where ive seen transvestites in packs of motorcycles, which is why i can say "some" and then shivver)
fake men have coffee on a night date
unless hes hoping/planning on staying up all night with you
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