Cardinal Trait

The homeless party was hilarious good fun and I will post pictures
once my roommate uploads them from her camera. You didn't think I
would actually take pictures with my own camera, did you? I found some
video from our Hooter's party a couple of weeks ago and even though
I'm pretty sure that at least five girls say something along the lines
of "oh my god I hope this doesn't end up on the internet someday"
during the course of it, I will have to post it anyway for the sake of
testing the features of Buzznet.

I think I forgot to tell you about my Valentines' day. Not that you
care. Not that I care. But it was enjoyable even though we were
discriminated against and had to wait two hours to get our food. I
didn't receive any flowers or chocolates or other unnecessary attempts
at flattery which disappointed all of the old men I work at who are
convinced my generation of men are undeserving of girls like me. No
wonder I like working there so much, it is like have 50 grandpa's to
tell you how special you are all of the time. I don't know what to
think about the boy. When we are together I really like him, when we
are apart I am totally indifferent. I don't know what that means, if
anything.

I'm going to Chicago over spring break and am planning to attend
Oprah's show. My mom thinks I should go to Jerry Springer instead but
we will have to see. My real grandpa promised to take me and my
friends out for drinks once we get in town, which will be totally
hilarious because I am certain he will hit on them.

I went to my Friday morning class for the first time this semester and
let me say damn it, I should have been going all along...there are
some sexy men in that classroom. My goal for next week is to find out
their names, eligibility, and career goals. You see, I learned early
on in third grade that the only way school was interesting and
bearable is if you had boys to talk to. In my advanced age I have
developed a more complex goal system that motivates me to attend
class. I am a genius.