One good thing about a certain person not being in a certain state for
an entire seven days is that I don't have to shave my legs. For eight
years straight I shaved my legs everyday because I was a cheerleader
and wore shorts or a damned skirt every single day. I mean, I don't
really know how much unshaved legs bother guys on a scale of 1-10, but
if I were a dude and parts of my skin might happen to come into
contact with the hairy leg skin of a female, I would probably cry.
My best friend tells me its okay if I don't shave my legs because he
doesn't shave his so it doesn't matter. That is nice, but I do not
agree.
One bad thing about a certain person not being in a certain state for
an entire seven days is that it is only Wednesday and I am beginning
to care. I miss waiting for him to call and then getting mad when he
doesn't and then happy when he finally does.
(You can go ahead and tell me to shut-up because he is only gone for a week).
Another good thing is that I don't have to comb my hair or jab mascara
into my eyes. And you wonder why nobody asks me out?
It's okay though, because on the 23rd I will be of the legal drinking
age in the wonderful US of A and I am sure I will meet plenty of
lovely people in bars. I just have this feeling that life will become
a whole lot more trouble when I re-enter the scene. There might be
more convict boyfriends in my future after all!!! This is exciting for
you because you will get to hear stories about all of the coke whores,
drug dealers, and pimps I will meet. Also, the rappers "trying to make
it" will be
great material. Let us not forget all of the local professional sports
stars we are bound to meet. Sometimes I really wish I had documented
the exploits of Summer 2004, but I was too busy being drunk and
dancing on tables in the VIP lounge and when it finally caught up to
me, the crash of September/October 2004 happened. We will avoid that
this time.
I don't know what any of that had to do with anything.
2 comments:
It isn't a dealbreaker thats for sure. Maybe about a 5 out of 10. I think most guys will tolerate some stubble. You girls do have to put up with our scruffy faces and such...
The question is, do you shave your forearms? I have known some girls who have the habit of doing this.
I shaved my arms for a cheerleading competition once, but that was more for good luck than anything else. It was freaky when it grew back. Besides, I rather like my hairy arms.
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