It only take a half hour to do something you can't undo

Note to self: Do not initiate an argument with a law professor who has
argue several cases before the Supreme Court about well, ANYTHING. Sad
little sorority girl, with your over priced jeans tucked into your Ugg
boots, I watched the smile across your spray tanned face turn to a
frown because you decided to defy the rules of order in the classroom
of the almighty.

When a professor with a reputation like this one kindly requests that
everyone arrive on time and that once inside the class room not leave
unless for an emergency, you should respect her. But instead you
marched in late and then moments later got up to fetch a can of Dr.
Pepper.

The look she gave you was not pretty and I could just see it coming,
she would ask you to stay after class. And she did and I of course
watched. It was funny, but a little sad mostly because you tried to
argue that a can of Dr. Pepper did constitute an emergency. I will
make sure to give you dirty looks each time I see you to reinforce my
feelings about your stupidity and arrogance.

Did I mention I hate sorority girls? Don't worry, I can say that
because I was one of them.

Anyhow, the holiday of the devil is rapidly approaching which the
misinformed call Valentine's Day. Really, cupid is just masquerading
as a pudgy little cherub, he is really just a demon. Oh you don't
believe me, then why all of the red?? And the arrows??

I hate Valentine's day the most out of all holidays because (a) I
don't like love (b) I don't like flowers and (c) it is a product of
pure consumerism. Skip the romance and just talk dirty to me, it isn't
that difficult. By now, I am sure you think me to be an unnecessarily
bitter and jaded young lady but really I just don't think I could take
someone seriously if they asked me to be their Valentine. I would
laugh in their face for certain unless it were done with maximum
levels of sarcasm, in which case I would surely love them for all of
eternity. I think it is a day which forces people to say things they
just don't mean.