Best Birthday Ever.

Best Birthday Ever.
Achieved state of blissful intoxication.
Even managed to read some Supreme Court cases for a media comm class.
(Shut up, I like to do homework).
Watched half of The Craft.
Went to bed at midnight exactly.
Fell asleep to the Home and Garden Channel.

The key to a good birthday is having low expectations.
Then no matter what, everything is golden.
That rule works well for men and even for life in general.

Tonight I give myself a three drink maximum.
Be reasonable.
I have to drive home.

I will be completely unreasonable on Wednesday.
I promise.