Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Says Confucius

From: 4 rilla
To: gettrivial
Date: Oct 31, 2005 11:34 PM
Subject: We're Ritch Bitch!

http://www.business-opportunities.biz/projects/
how-much-is-your-blog-worth/

No way am I worth 5 times as much as you! I'm valued at like $2,800 and you are $564.00? I call bullshit!

We should cash out our vast empires and retire to sud de la France!

4-rilla out!

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From: gettrivial
To: 4 rilla
Date: Nov 1, 2005 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: We're Ritch Bitch!

I don't need no money, I am against the establishment. Let's go back
to bartering, now that would freaking RULE. But I do love France and I
suppose money might be important, at least in getting there. Unless of
course you did the whole trans-Atlantic hitchhiking thing. But being a
stowaway doesn't sound so appealing most especially when you could
steal a yacht...yes that sounds much better. Then you could just float
around the Mediterranean like pirates without the pillaging.

What a lovely life that would be. One day I will learn French and
disappear into the culture and write really obscure murder-mystery
science fiction. There will be villains with seven eyes and
everything. And I will exclusively survive on croissants, chocolate,
and coffee (the three C's you know).

But before then I need to get my masters degree in something or the
other so I can write something cool on my book jackets, something
respectable that would give people the reason to say "Well she went to
this here huffy-puffy school so the book, it must be good". Exactly
that, because that's how I judge things and people...by labels.

I guess that is contradictory to my anti-materialism declaration. But
intrigue lies in the contradictions of life. Just kidding, I made that
up right now. How Confucius of me.

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