Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Oceans 13

My roommates find it necessary to host a "find lindsay a boyfriend
party". The premise being that every guest brings what in there
opinion is a suitable match for me. While I am thrilled about the
prospect of new toys to play with, I am quite sure that what other
people perceive to be my ideal boyfriend is not unified with my own
perception of perfection, which is unfortunately not compatible with
reality. So until I am able to reconcile my ideal with viable, human
options such a party is useless and potentially meddlesome. There is
no need to incite unnecessary optimism in the hearts and souls of
mostly innocent young men. But if you happen to know George Clooney
feel free to bring him over, you know how I feel about the older men.

3 comments:

nk said...

Sounds like a weird party.

Sixty-Four Dollar Question said...

I am a weird person.

4rilla said...

What friend of your should I be sending my head shot and resume to?

I'll attach a cover letter as well.

Sounds like a reality TV show waiting to happen. Can I pitch it to the networks? I see huge ratings!

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