Maybe.

For the record, it is 1:35AM Central Standard Time at approximately 7:00AM Central Standard Time I need to be well on my way to work which means that in order to properly get dressed, shower, fix my face, comb my hair, and brush my teeth (probably not in that order) I should wake up around 6:30AM Central Standard Time. That is in 5 hours and I am not the least bit tired. I am however, extremely bored. Nobody is answering their phones and it is really pissing me off. Where are friends when you need them on a Thursday night at 1:35AM Central Standard Time? Occupied apparently.

I need to find new friends. Any volunteers? Maybe I should wander down the street to the corner bar. Bet I could find some friends there. I could probably find some before I even get there, except I don't know if they'd be the kind of friends that I want or need. They might, however, be the kind of friend that could sell me recreational drugs.

I could easily turn on the television and pop a few sleeping pills and become utterly enthralled by some Martha Stewart cooking show like the other night but I feel like all this energy needs to be applied somewhere and somehow. Maybe I'll read a book or finish that bottle of wine over there and go all Hemingway on your asses and make real pretty words and sentences about living in the South of France or in Spain or something. Or maybe I'll just listen to the rattling sounds the pipes make each time one of those trains goes by.