Let me introduce myself

When I take a look backwards it seems as if I've lived an entire lifetime in what has actually been little more than a few measly months. Sometimes little pieces of regret spill over onto my carefully calculated countenance and other times I honestly ask myself why I'm still smiling. I am thankful to have come out of the whole ordeal in mostly one piece. If anything, it was a learning experience. Unfortunately, between 40+ hours a week spent consuming massive quantities of caffeine and getting paid for it (welcome to Corporate America), twenty some credit hours, a looming graduation date, and all that is sorority life I've been forced to eliminate some parts of my life. These parts include, but are not limited to the following; a social life, sleep in spans greater than three hours, writing for pleasure, reading for pleasure, thinking for pleasure, and shopping. Where does this leave me? Insane, sleep deprived, and rich. And that is the life I have chosen FOREVER.

So, why do I bother to make an appearance now? Well, I'm sick of being insane and besides, there are numerous important matters that need to be addressed. Therefore, I will waste no more time.

The first order of business is as follows. It is time to begin the removal of all people who swore on the unholy text of Kabalah that they would leave the United States if President George W. Bush was reelected. I needn't tell you the inevitable did occur, not only did GAB win his deserved reelection but none of these people have exercised their promises to leave the country. For practicalities sake, we can expand our list to people who have expressed open hatred or even mild disdain for this country. Frankly, I want nothing to do with them.

We can start with the obvious celebrities, asking them to forgo their rights of citizenship and choose a new homeland. We could innocently recommend Cuba, North Korea, Syria, Iraq, etc or one of those other countries they just wanted to leave alone. Next, we could politely remind all of those people still sporting John Kerry merchandise or endorsements to stop being ignorant or all of us NRA members would demonstrate the second amendment for them. Finally, we can issue a mandate to John F. Kerry proclaiming that he'd better pick one of his multi million dollar mansions in Europe or else be reminded daily of how much of a loser he really is. Oh, and if he chooses to stay, I'll stand outside his door and remind him of how much of a loser he actually is.

So my next objective is to actually come up with a list of people who promised to leave the glorious US of A.