Dear Senator John Kerry,

Dear Senator Kerry,
I've watched the DNC ever so faithfully this past week. At times it was torturous, at times it was hellish, but I think in order to defeat you this coming November I need to understand both your strengths and your weaknesses. Until last evening you were virtually invisible, sure your fellow party members alluded to your greatness but they mostly talked about themselves. That's okay though, I've come to expect that from your type. They think they are great hero's, pretending to battle for the little people all the while pushing their own political agendas. I guess that's the game of politics.

Mr. Clinton delivered a speech about taking back America including many other tactfully syntactical references to his own great empire of service. I don't know about you but I think he left people wishing that he was running again and not you. Once Clinton inflated his own ego he did manage to slip in a few words about you. He said mostly good stuff, mostly the same stuff everyone else said. I was expecting more from Obama, as he is supposed to be the great future of the party. He was lackluster, a bit forced at times. I didn't think he was inspiring and I don't want him or people like him to be the future of our country.

And then there was you. On the surface everything was all peachy, you said the right things, though God almighty knows you took a teensy bit too long for the likes of the general public. But you didn't say anything we didn't already know. You said you'd fix the problems you assume our current President created, though you offer no real solutions or plans. I was disappointed to say the least. Aside from the fact that some of the topics you skimmed were a little off base, like the whole idea of President Bush abandoning the soldiers over in Iraq. I'm not so certain what you meant by that and I think the only reason you said it was because you are a coward who doesn't think for himself.

I for one don't think you have much of a right to accuse the President of abandoning his own troops because in my mind, you did just that during your heralded four months of service back in Vietnam. A real man would not have left his fellow troops like you did. A real man would not have denounced the war and those that were fighting it like you did. A real man would have bandaged his wounds and kept fighting. A real man would have proudly and humbly regarded his medals as close to sacred. You sir are nothing like a real man. Aside from your "let's kill babies and tax the crap out of the country" this is what scares me most.

You're a misguided, easily persuaded, coward. Simply put, you're a tool. I'm not so sure whose political agenda you're on but I'm willing to make one guess. My one and only guess is that this is one grand scheme orchestrated by the Clinton dynasty to get Hilary back in the White House in '08. I know this hurts Mr. Kerry but bear with me. Of all of the candidates back in the primaries, why you? Why did Howie Deanie Weanie practically fall of the other side of the earth? I'll leave you with that.