Crazy Lefties

I've been skeptical of Senator John Kerry for quite some time and I've been terrified of his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry for even longer. While most campaign wives remain visible and typically active come election time, Mrs. Kerry is no where to be found. Could it be the blatant endorsement of the extremists from moveon.org or is it because she doesn't fit the profile of the "typical American" (well not unless the typical American is a heiress to a billion dollar corporation). Funny that Mrs. Kerry used to be a registered Republican. I guess if you change husbands you change political parties too. It makes complete sense to me. If I were John Kerry I'd do my best to isolate myself from crazy people like my wife and her friends from moveon.org, who is responsible for comparing President Bush to a Nazi.

I'd probably stay away from Al Gore because for all we know he's part werewolf. I don't think I'd want to be friends with good old Howie Dean either since he feels like someone took America away from him. I am personally interested to see what kind of relationship will develop between Michael Moore and Senator Kerry. Moore seems to be a bit confused on the whole issue, announcing "The election is Kerry's to lose. I've never spoken to the man. I've never spoken to anybody in his campaign". It's kinda weird that Kerry's campaign claims otherwise. Honestly, I think they all need to up their dosages of Prozac or move to France where all communists can live together and self destruct (peacefully of course).

Hey, don't tell Kerry or anything but I think that he might want to associate himself with some folks closer to the middle. I hope he doesn't cry to much when he realizes his poll rankings are dropping suddenly. I don't want to call him names but when you surround yourself with crazy lefties (aka COMMUNISTS) then some people just might feel a little alienated. For some reason I just don't think family oriented, hard working, middle America identifies with the likes of Hitler, Lenin, or Stalin. I've been wrong before so I guess we'll have to call this one when we know for certain in November.

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