Sorry, I had to.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
”…able sadness. Sometimes, preoccupied with her work, she sang…” Jane Eyre
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you touch first. My bedroom wall
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Fox News
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:42PM
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
8:49PM, shit…I’m good
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Strokes, The Way it Is
7: When did you last step outside?
On my way in from the grocery store
9: What are you wearing?
t-shirt and jeans, I’m boring like that
10: Did you dream last night?
Certainly and it was strange. I was in a sort of luxury apartment building with a lot of glass, metal, and elevators. Many of my ex-boyfriends were there and we played with pink, purple, and white legos. Towards the end I build a castle.
11: When did you last laugh?
I don’t recall.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pretty much nothing since I just moved in.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
This lady at Taco Bell had really thick, white eyeliner on and when she looked down it seemed as if she had no irises.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
I could do better.
15: What is the last film you saw?
Murder by Numbers
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Hot Pink Fendi Bag
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I like classical music
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Eliminate stupid people.
19: Do you like to dance?
You OBVIOUSLY don’t know me if you had to ask.
20: George Bush:
One sentence. The savior of the modern world.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Carmen
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jake
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
In Australia perhaps.
23: Will you pass on this survey?
I pass EVERYTHING.