Lesson learned

For some odd reason I made the deduction last evening that it would be fun to pull an all nighter. I thought staying up to watch the sun rise would be interesting. And, because I apparently didn't learn before, I thought going for a walk at 7am with sandals on would be a lot of fun. It was all good, at the time anyway. Now it's hurting. I'm not quite sure how some people function without adequate sleep because I didn't even have to do anything important today and I'm dying. I also mysteriously lost a pint of blood from my foot. It may have had to something to do with falling down the stairs or maybe I stepped on a stick. I'm not really sure, all I know is that once I got into my room I found myself standing in a puddle of blood. I'm talking huge, horror movie puddle. And ofcourse my blood loss was not just concentrated in my own room but also down the hallway and in the elevator. Being the conscientious person I am I made sure to spray my clorox bathroom cleaner onto the most major spots. I was somehow able to deduce that bleach kills bacteria despite my deteriorated state of mind. Be proud...I'll make a good wife someday, well once I stop being so self centered and egotistical anyway.

So, my advice to you, call it quits at midnight and you'll be a much happier and healthier person come morning time...oh and you'll have more blood.