Dear Vandal(s)

As I predicted, my campaigning efforts were undermined by a few immature and miseducated college students. Because I was feeling passionate and all that I wrote a letter, addressing it to the aforementioned group. I call it letter number one because (a) I know that college students can't read more than one page without losing interest and (b) because I have a lot of anger and hostility towards Bush haters.

Letter 1
Dear Vandal(s)

I would first like to thank you for your political enthusiasm. It’s good to know that someone else cares about the elections next fall as much as I do. It is acts like yours that remind me how great of a country we live in. Political debate is an integral component of what makes the United States what is today. It’s not only a monumental marking of democracy, it’s also something that many of our countrymen have fought and died for. It’s also one of the reasons I’m proud to be an American and that I’m proud to support George W. Bush for re-election in 2004. He wants to bring this very idea to a country of people who have been repressed beyond reason for their as long as they can remember.

But don’t stop reading just yet. I have a small amount of compassion for your cause, I too was once a Democrat, though I’m slightly embarrassed to admit that right now mostly because of your inappropriate behavior and sheer denial of fact. But anyway, one day I started reading newspapers, listening to the radio, and actually thinking about how I wanted my tax payments to be spent. I began paying attention to events outside of the U.S. and realized how dangerous the world could be if someone wasn’t there to monitor it. I became scared because all President Clinton was doing was denying any responsibility to the world around us. That was the last straw; from then on I devoted myself to the Republican Party. You know it’s kind of sad that in theory liberalism is so beautiful but in practice it becomes the entity that threatens to destroy our countries foundation.

I’m sick of people telling me that George W. can’t talk right and that he looks funny in pictures. Is this because you cannot find a single thing wrong with his policy? Or are you just too lazy to actually educate yourself? There are a few things that I don’t completely agree with but because he is our President I feel it is my responsibility as a voting American to trust him and his administration. Speaking of voting Americans, how many of you democrats of voting age actually voted last election? You can’t deny that our economy is making a miraculous recovery or that our world is a million times safer because of current anti terrorism policy. Bush’s policy on education offers feasible goals to ensure that schools across America are held to the same standard, ensuring equal education for all ages, races, and genders. And you know, I could probably go on forever. However, I’d really like to take this opportunity to examine some of Senator John Kerry’s policies, not so much in an effort to personally attack him but to provide you with some insight to the truth.

As most of you probably know, Senator Kerry has quite a shady antiwar past, probably one of the reasons you like him so much. He was part of demonstrations and even assassination plots that until recently he has denied even attending. He attributes his story change to a “faulty memory”. Antiwar fanaticism aside, I sure don’t want a President who cannot even remember he was a part of very major demonstrations.

Until next time, I’ll leave you with this lovely quote…

"Here we are in a debate about education and we are being told we are not sure we have enough money for education; we are not sure we have enough money for alternative and renewable fuels; we are not sure we have enough money for a prescription drug program for seniors; we are not sure we have enough money to fix our schools and provide the next generation with the kinds of education we want-we need to balance what we get for our expenditures in terms of national security against other initiatives that also have an impact on the national security of our country," said Kerry.
Three months after Senator Kerry asked us to balance U.S. "national security" against a wide variety of social spending programs, Osama bin Laden's suicide pilots struck.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/3/22/143711.shtml